Funny Vanity Plates
Thursday, August 20, 2015
...And this is why they are called VANITY plates
Want to become a good dad?
The government is here to help...
Wanna be a bad dad, maybe?
Want to be a good bad dad?
Want to support a Presidential candidate?
Not any more?
Maybe, the Donald?
Is this about the car?
Or the driver?
Make up your mind... and face!
What are you bragging about, exactly?
Is your name Simon, maybe?
A strong man?
Or a woman?
Or is it something else?
Like, totally different...
Really?
Well, maybe, you are...
Maybe, you really are...
Like to rhyme?
But no time?
Got a dime?
Are you a mime?
Patriotism is great!
Not everyone agrees, though
well, opinions differ...
Is NRA patriotic?
Rich people are better!
Because money is all that matters!
Yet the rich people suffer so much...
...at least, none of them owns a Dodge...
Smarter than who?
If you are so smart, why are you driving a Nissan?
You must be a nerd or something...
A math nerd?
Who
are
you
,
dude
?
Who
are
you
,
girl?
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Tuesday, July 28, 2015
The PYCCKOE edition!
Кто это?
Не, серьёзно?
А я думал, это кино...
Американское..
.
Стрекоза
-
страшное
но
грациозное
создание
Карета - не роскошь...
а музейный экспонат!
Первый в истории конвертибл!
Помогает заснуть!
Иногда их ставят у церкви...
Этот?
Или этот?
Или этот?
Или совершенно наоборот - этот?
Севрюга - это не только ценный мех...
Но и многое другое!
Нет севрюги в магазине?
Хочется в СССР?
Рождён в СССР?
...но умереть предпочитаешь где-то ещё?
П
озабавило? Перешли друзьям! Не понравилось? Перешли врагам!
Monday, July 20, 2015
We all love our teams...
Go Yankees!
Go Sox!
Sorry about that...
America's pastime...
Who is David Ortiz?
Some fun numbers...
Why Papi?
...but David has a different story...
...and many other nicknames!
Does Duke have any good teams?
The Devils are in the details...
...and the name is... French???????
Go Gators!
No, really...
Let us drink to them!
It's so hard to compare...
so very hard...
The man and the legend
The man and the scandal
The man and the woman
The man and the other woman
The man and the routine
The man and the foundation
UMass is #1!
UMass is #1!
UMass is #1!
UMass is #1!
Sunday, July 12, 2015
Nature-lovers drive, too...
A birdie that goes 200 mph!
A birdie that makes you proud!
The Big Bird?
A bird or a man?
Make love or war? Bonobos vs. Chimps
Find out the truth!
Don't go naked like a bonobo!
Hate bad puns? Then don't click here...
Think outside the box! Or inside...
It's just a weasel, really...
This is who owns it...
...but many others like a lizard...
...because lizards are fun!
Ever wondered where pugs come from?
Fun facts about pugs
A pug or a pig?
Pugs can be pigs...
OK, you are still into pugs?
...even though they can be vicious killers?
Well, you are not alone
!
...but not every PUG is a pug: beware!
Friday, July 10, 2015
Amusing vanity plates spotted in the wild
Like Batman?
Want your Batman addiction to be cured?
Like lacrosse?
Really?
Choose your sport wisely!
A music lover's car?
Get the
whole
story from the original source of all wisdom!
Want one of those?
Or one of
those
?
Whaaaat?
Too lazy?
What have YOU done for her lately?
A hobby...
...or not?
Need a hotel?
Need a Mercedes?
Need it sooner?
Just in case things go wrong
Need to cross the street? This should be very helpful!
Aaarrrr?
Aaarrrr?
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