...And this is why they are called VANITY plates

Want to become a good dad?

The government is here to help...

Wanna be a bad dad, maybe? 

Want to be a good bad dad?

Want to support a Presidential candidate?

Not any more?

Maybe, the Donald?

Is this about the car?

Or the driver?

Make up your mind... and face!

 

 What are you bragging about, exactly?

Is your name Simon, maybe?

 A strong man?

Or a woman?

Or is it something else?

Like, totally different...

Really?

Well, maybe, you are...

Maybe, you really are...

 Like to rhyme?

But no time?

Got a dime?

Are you a mime?

 Patriotism is great!

Not everyone agrees, though

well, opinions differ...

Is NRA patriotic?

 Rich people are better!

Because money is all that matters!

Yet the rich people suffer so much...

...at least, none of them owns a Dodge...

 Smarter than who?

If you are so smart, why are you driving a Nissan?

You must be a nerd or something...

A math nerd?

Who are you, dude?

Who are you, girl?

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